Let me start by telling you that Time Warner Cable needs to die a slow painful death. Not getting to watch the Thursday night games and Redzone on Sundays is a cruel and unusual punishment. You see I love the NFL. I need the NFL. And tonight, because of them I won’t be able to Watch the NFL. This makes Clive angry.
Now I know you could say “Well Clive, you could just go to a bar or a friend’s house that has direct TV and watch it“
So what? You could go ride a bicycle without a seat. That doesn’t mean I want to do it.
I even while I unequivocally say that Time Warner blows, they have done at least one good thing and that was kicking Jones off of KSTV. Not just because specifically he or the show were bad…
(because they were both horrible, awful. - “Hi I’m matt jones of KSTV and everytime I talk on camera it’s painfully obvious I’m reading something and using my big-boy tv voice. Watch me toss this football and basketball to myself during my promo’s to help reinforce the idea that I truly understand sports.”
In fairness, its most likely those idiots running CN2 who are to blame, because Jones’ radio show is amazing. But somehow CN2 made him come across as Kige Ramsey’s older brother. (hey Matt there you go, Youtube Sports may need an anchor…) But CN2 is the worst.
is their honestly a channel with worse production value than CN2? I mean really? Ed Wood even thinks it’s crap. Every commercial is garbage. Every one. You have Ryan Alessi pretending to be Tim Russert, except who the F*#@ is Ryan Alessi? Then you have Chip Cosby just being Chip Cosby, except who the F*&$ thinks that is a good thing? And Matt Jones reading his cue cards about the KSTV casting call that never, ever ends. I don’t know why I’m even referring to it in the past tense now, Did anyone win? The National Republican Primary was shorter than that thing. CN2 makes me want to punch a hole through my tv in the way the NFL vs. time warner fight hasn’t yet. Yet, once the kickoff starts tonight without me my mood might change.
What will my mood not change about? Joker Phillips. Still sucks. Still needs to be fired. Along with Barney.
But I’m tired of all you clowns saying we should support this program because we beat the fighting slapdicks last Saturday. Hey guys, newsflash KENT STATE SUCKS. THEY GAVE THEMSEVLES A FREAKING SAFETY. (I did hear that Morgan Newton is suing the running back for copyright infringement on the play.)
But about this argument that I should get behind this team? Why? Why is it somehow my duty to get behind ANY team that I consider myself a fan of or not?
Last time I checked, football is entertainment, made possible by the act of selling tickets to fans who then get to watch a product. We are the boss. We are the ones in charge by the use of our pocketbook. We don't owe this coach, or staff, or players anything, they work for us, at our pleasure. If everyone decided to stop going to commonwealth stadium there would be no football team.
Why do people act like we have to support this garbage? False. It is 100% Joker's job to convince us.
ALSO, TERRIBLE UK INTRO VIDEO IS TERRIBLE. SERIOUSLY WHY DO WE HAVE A NCAA BANNED SUBSTANCE VIOLATOR INTRODUCING OUR TEAM? IS THIS THE BEST WE COULD DO???? He wasn’t even any good at cheating!! Why do we want a ANOTHER loser hanging around this program? Why don’t we have Hal Mumme also give us a halftime peptalk. “Pay The Next Play” baby.
Florida vs. Tennessee.
Definitely game of the week. Five Buzz Bakers
I used to think that the UK vs. Tennessee would be the only coach elimination game this season in the SEC but this one also could be it. UT is still looking for a reason to fire Skippy, and Florida fans never wanted Muschamp to begin with. He loses more than 3 games this season he is gone. They could be looking to Louisville for their next coach… but they might not be alone..
Rumors of Cholly Strong to Arkansas are popping up all over the internet. You see Cholly is a native of Arkansas, plus he knows that the big east conference has a shorter life expectancy than apple pie at Charlie Weis’s house. Cholly Strong may not be a great coach, but he’s not stupid (unless he hires Joker next year as an assistant), he knows the Big East is done fore and will be splitting the ville sooner rather than later.
JEFFERSON PILOT GAME OF THE WEEK!!!
Literally every other SEC game this weekend. Ole Miss vs Texas? Mississippi State vs Troy? Idaho vs. LSU? AWFUL TERRIBLE SEC FOOTBALL WEEKEND. I know I know we thought Arkansas vs. Alabama would be a better game than it is now, but Do better SEC.
One Buzz Baker across the board!
And with that, I’m out. Peace haters. Send me your hate mail at: firstname.lastname@example.org or Catch me on them twitters @KSNClive and as always on the KSN podcast.